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Crafty & Smelly Cow Uk

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šŸ–¤ Men’s Aftershave–Inspired Body Lotion

Our men’s aftershave–inspired body lotion is handmade in small batches to hydrate the skin while delivering a confident, long-lasting scent. Designed to capture the essence of popular masculine fragrances, it gives you that fresh-from-the-barbers feeling without the designer price tag.

Lightweight yet nourishing, it absorbs easily into the skin, leaving it smooth, comfortable and subtly scented all day — perfect for daily use after showering or shaving.

🌿 Handmade by me in the UK
🐰 Vegan friendly & cruelty-free
šŸ’§ Non-greasy, fast-absorbing formula
šŸ¤ Small-batch quality you can trust

ā³ Limited stock available — once a scent is gone, it may not return.
šŸ›’ Add to basket now and upgrade your everyday routine.

🌓 Individual Scent Mini-Descriptions

Boss Orange – Fresh citrus blended with warm woods and soft spices. Clean, confident and easy to wear every day.

Elixir – Deep, intense and masculine with rich amber, warm spices and smooth woods. Bold and long-lasting.

Eros – A powerful mix of fresh mint, sweet vanilla and warm tonka. Strong, seductive and unmistakably masculine.

Savage – Crisp bergamot with spicy pepper and woody amber notes. Clean, sharp and modern.

Phantom – Fresh citrus opening into creamy vanilla and smooth lavender with a warm, futuristic edge.

Invictus – Fresh marine notes blended with citrus and warm woods. Clean, sporty and energising.

One Million – Sweet cinnamon and spicy notes layered with warm amber and leather. Rich, bold and confident.

Joup – Warm, spicy and slightly sweet with citrus, cinnamon and smooth vanilla undertones. Classic and distinctive.

1881 – Fresh citrus and green notes softened with woods and gentle spice. Clean, timeless and understated.

Myrrh & Tonka – Deep resinous myrrh blended with sweet tonka bean and warm amber. Luxurious, smooth and comforting.

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